The six word story
Lurking (Nay, for this week is national de-lurking week) Looking around the web today, I happened upon this little contest that they had running at Smith Magazine, the six word story. Since it is national de-lurking week, I invite everyone to share their six word story. It can be any story you like, as long as its only 6 words. Please, if you have more than one story, share it! Have fun!
by travis
On January 11, 2007 at 10:56 am
I’ll start this off with my first stoy:
My story ends with a period.
by Chris HP
On January 11, 2007 at 11:24 am
My story is nonfiction:
I am rather bored at work.
by Heidi
On January 11, 2007 at 12:05 pm
In light of just coming back from Arkansas…here is an actual exchange:
“So I says BOY, get yergun.”
Now pretty much this whole sentence was spoken as 1 word but I broke it up to fit the 6.
by travis
On January 11, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Cold hands, Cold feet, No sweat.
by Tristan
On January 11, 2007 at 8:27 pm
Chick strips and I see penis.
by Chris HP
On January 12, 2007 at 4:48 am
Eyes stuck shut. Crusted with sleep.
by Larry
On January 12, 2007 at 10:22 am
Found transvestite hooker. Travis is pleased.
by travis
On January 12, 2007 at 10:35 am
Tristan sets bar low. Larry follows.
by Chris HP
On January 12, 2007 at 4:10 pm
I thought “chick” said chicken. Disappointed.
by Ashley
On January 13, 2007 at 7:02 am
I want to starve pizza eaters.
by Chris HP
On January 13, 2007 at 7:16 pm
I’ve got two:
Want an iPhone. Better than women.
Hot waitress served drinks, not sex.
by Sarah
On January 14, 2007 at 4:32 pm
One of the books we had to read for Pathway last year had a little part where the author talked about a collection of stories that consist of only one sentence… apparently the best one he ever found went like this: “When I woke up, the dinosaur was still there.”
– I realize that’s 9 words but I thought I’d throw it out there anyways.
by Chris HP
On January 14, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Deadly ninja staff. Comes fully erect.
by travis
On January 14, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Flat tire impedes progress, not will.
by Tom
On January 14, 2007 at 9:08 pm
-Chris loves his junk. I cry.
-The seagull drove the Buick, poorly.
by Larry
On January 15, 2007 at 11:16 am
Pandas don’t cook well. Too tough.
by travis
On January 16, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Some make statements, others write stories.
by Mandy
On January 16, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Am I allowed to share a story from a published author? I’m going to do so anyway, because it’s a great one.
“For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” – Hemmingway
by Ethan
On January 16, 2007 at 5:49 pm
The bars set low, limbo’s happen.
by Ethan
On January 16, 2007 at 5:52 pm
I was offered sex, girlfriends unaware.
by Ethan
On January 16, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Larry’s blue balls, paint can nearby.
by Ethan
On January 16, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Cheating wins games, but it looses girls
by Ethan
On January 16, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Friends abound, ropes used as binds
by Ethan
On January 16, 2007 at 6:14 pm
shoelace as floss, boots in ass
by Ethan
On January 16, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Whooppass cans, 20oz not enough today
or
Whooppass cans, on sale, Isle 7
by travis
On January 16, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Ethans’ roll has now turned moldy.
by Chris HP
On January 16, 2007 at 6:29 pm
I’d stop running but I can’t.
by Ethan
On January 16, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Nouns and verbs, lots of adjectives
by Chris HP
On January 17, 2007 at 8:38 am
Ethan shaved, but it still itches.
by Chris HP
On January 17, 2007 at 8:39 am
Holy crap, Ethan’s “website” is NSFW.
by Holly
On January 17, 2007 at 3:19 pm
mentally i’m asleep. physically i’m working.
by Ashley G.
On January 17, 2007 at 9:36 pm
wisdom teeth pulled Ashley equals bed-muffin
Long time no talk/see/whatever!! I really like freakin’ miss you!! Hope to see you around soon!!!
by Chris HP
On January 18, 2007 at 8:22 pm
Since AIM is booting me, i’ll ponder here.
Whats the link to the animation tool?
by travis
On January 23, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Things don’t happen, they only exist.