How to fix a wobbly table.
Scientists have proven a method for fixing a wobbly table. It has taken them nearly 35 years to prove this theory, and in my opinion, it was well worth it. Congratulations boys. No more stuffing napkins under the legs this guy.
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by Larry
On January 27, 2007 at 8:19 am
So wait, they wasted 35 years of research to find out no floor is perfectly even, and rotating a table can possibly make an uneven leg contact the floor?
I’m applying for research grants to find out how toast is made. I’ll need a lab team of fourteen individuals. I can only assume this will take 20 years and cost approximately $45 million.
by travis
On January 27, 2007 at 8:21 am
Don’t you remember the famous Peep experiment? Scientists spent money and time watching how peeps reacted/grew in the microwave!
by Chris HP
On January 27, 2007 at 10:46 am
A Peep study? Hell, I did that, for free. Give me a research grant of $50 and I’ll do it again.
Oh, by the way, AIDs is still running wild and an supposedly destroyed flesh eating disease is making a comeback:
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=31&art_id=iol1169743923664W652
But, let’s spend 100mil on a study on why my underwear is a bit bunchy sometimes.
by travis
On January 27, 2007 at 11:32 am
You know, if you two read the article, I do not believe that it stated anywhere in there that the scientists were funded by any sort of grant. I think this is something more along the lines of a pet project. Next time, RTFA… slackers.
by Chris HP
On January 29, 2007 at 4:41 am
I’ll slack you!
They spent a lot of time on this pet project and as you know, time = money.
by Larry
On January 29, 2007 at 6:29 am
I think Pink Floyd proved that, and I’m pretty sure they had a research grant for their music too. So now what Travis? Got more “sceintific evidence” to counter our far more creative and stylish blatant lies?